Fine Clothes, For Fine Folk

Each shirt is artisinally crafted by a communist sweat shop worker in the finest of minimum wage facilities in Malaysia.  With our "Field to Table" ingredients, you will know with 40% certainty that every shirt does indeed include cloth, inks and other associated shirt materials. Our best in class, lifetime warranty, surpasses us from nearly every other clothing provider. Just pay shipping and the price for another shirt. Warranty only valid for orders purchased and shipped to Vatican City.